| Name |
Nicholas S Healy |
| Alias |
The Menace,
Millhouse |
| Born |
15th May 1968 |
| Birth
place |
Southend sur Mer |
| Star
sign |
Taurus |
| Role |
Ideas man |
| Most
memorable match |
Match turning
intervention on debut |
| Worst
match |
See above |
| Cricketing
heroes |
Peter Such, Norbert
Philip |
| Greatest
influence |
John 'love removal
machine' Powell |
| Current
players admired |
The tubby fellow who
got 19 against Sparsholt |
| Young
cricketers for the future |
The little chap who
opened the batting for Castaways |
| Favourite
ground |
SCG |
| Least
favourite ground |
Southchurch Park |
| Cricketing
ambitions |
To have a bat |
| Main
complain about cricket |
No 'at your seat'
waitress drinks service at English tests, they do in Oz |
| Who
are you closest friends within the game |
Sadly, Powell and Hill |
| Most
embarrassing moment |
I've had a few, but
then again...... |
| What
would you be doing now if you were not in cricket |
Resting |
| Which
2 people outside the game would you most like to meet |
Chaka Demus and Pliers |
| Who
outside cricket would you least like to meet |
'Sir' Alex Ferguson |
| What
do you never leave home without |
A feeling of enormous
foreboding |
| Who
would you have liked to have been in a former life |
Bertie Wooster |
| Any
superstitions |
I'm not superstitious |
| Hobbies
and interests |
Other peoples
misfortune |
| Most
prized possessions |
Any current promissory
notes from Ladbrokes |
| Other
sports or sports people followed |
Whoever has my cash
riding on them |
| Favourite
TV program |
Seinfeld |
| Favourite
film |
Holiday on the buses |
| Favourite
actor/actress |
Sid James |
| If you
were given £1000 to buy clothes, what would you buy |
I'd blow it on the
ponies |
| Favourite
food |
The sweet, sweet taste
of victory |
| Favourite
drink |
A margherita I had in
a beachside bar in Noosa |
| Favourite
holiday place |
Aussie |
| Favourite
hotel |
The Ritzy guesthouse,
Southend |
| Newspapers
and magazines read |
The Mid-Hants Observer
(unputdownable) |
| Favourite
author |
Fyodor Dostoyevsky,
Anton Chekhov, Terry Pratchet |
| Future
career |
Unlikely |
| What
frightens you most |
Future career |
| Motto
in life |
This week I will
mostly be back losers |