| Name |
Stuart
Marks |
| Alias |
Ferret, Fez, Fezzer |
| Born |
15th
July 1970 |
| Birth
place |
Winchester |
| Star
sign |
Cancer |
| Role |
Prolific run scorer,
Vice Capt |
| Most
memorable match |
Me and this French
unit I was involved with |
| Worst
match |
Any game at Wickham |
| Cricketing
heroes |
Courtney Walsh, Richie
Richardson |
| Greatest
influence |
Castaways CC, they
inspire me |
| Current
players admired |
Ray Wood, John Powell
and B.C.Lara |
| Young
cricketers for the future |
My 'manjuice' |
| Favourite
ground |
North Walls, St Mary's
Stadium |
| Least
favourite ground |
Wickham, Easton,
Fratton Park |
| Cricketing
ambitions |
Hit Welsh for 6 at
Lords |
| Main
complain about cricket |
Showering with Bruce
Lomax |
| Who
are you closest friends within the game |
The Welshman, when
he's not trying to emulate Leon the pig farmer |
| Most
embarrassing moment |
Cleaned up by Knees in
the Chairman's game last year after being cleaned up the year before by Cups
- pass me a rope |
| What
would you be doing now if you were not in cricket |
Couldn't imagine life
without the Castaways but probably at the bottom of a bottle of rum with the
Welshman and the Monkey re-living times of Bruce's stupidity |
| Which
2 people outside the game would you most like to meet |
Bob Dylan and Justin
Timberlake |
| Who
outside cricket would you least like to meet |
Any plastic Man U fan
(Ceefax red) |
| What
do you never leave home without |
Front door key and
puffer |
| Who
would you have liked to have been in a former life |
Don't know, someone
who could sing and the play the piano, that drank a lot and enjoyed a curry. |
| Any
superstitions |
Left pad on first, the
the right one, then my box, then the left glove followed by the right one |
| Hobbies
and interests |
Horse racing and
gambling. Golf |
| Most
prized possessions |
My 'beware of the
Ferret' sign at the bottom of my bed |
| Other
sports or sports people followed |
Horse racing,
Southampton FC and Hampshire CCC |
| Favourite
TV program |
Soccer AM, Jackass and
The Simpsons |
| Favourite
film |
Lock Stock and Notting
Hill |
| Favourite
actor/actress |
Homer Simpson |
| If you
were given £1000 to buy clothes, what would you buy |
Fratton Park and burn
it. Then with the other 900 quid we'd go out and celebrate |
| Favourite
food |
Indian, Chinese,
Pasta, Pizza, Burgers, Steak - love steak, KFC - fantastic, roast dinners as
well - can't beat a good roast |
| Favourite
drink |
Stella, Guinness, Rum |
| Favourite
holiday place |
Las Vegas |
| Favourite
hotel |
The Bellagio |
| Newspapers
and magazines read |
Racing Post |
| Favourite
author |
Editor of the Racing
Post |
| Future
career |
Pop star of Bruces'
agent in the porn world |
| What
frightens you most |
The sight of Bruce naked and Irish people when
they've just lost the rugby |
| Motto
in life |
'It's your round, you
fat Welsh poof' or 'Leave her alone Leon' |
